Trimming the fat off comedy podcasts, sketch shows, standup acts, etc so you don’t have to sit through a 2-hour podcast and only laugh once.

More laughs per second, that’s what we about. Check out my Instagram @PattyNeverPresents or TikTok @PattyNeverPresents

#SalvagedSappiness

SalvagesSappiness is about recycling one-liners and silly little schticks by adding them to your own comedic repertoire. It’s the right thing to do.

If you’re not that funny, maybe you could be sort of funny if you start using a few of these silly little gags the next time the opportunity arises in conversation. And then if someone calls you out for being unoriginal, just tell them you’re just quoting from the very famous Patty Never’s Curated Comedy.